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black sails + tumblr text posts I have on my phone (pt.3/?)
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#hi babes its me#why is the quality so bad for billy? bc i have no respect for s4!billy next#im kidding (not about respectinv billy tho)#idk what happened there#me? recycling the same jokes? its more likely than you think#also featuring my second favorite shot of this show after silver with the hands on the hips pose of bisexuality#* drum rolls *#flint and madi looking at each other#ot3 truther stays winning#am i done with this format? i think the fuck not#black sails#black sails crack#tumblr text meme#james flint#thomas hamilton#flinthamilton#jack rackham#anne bonny#silverflintmadi#madi scott#long john silver#billy bones#silverflint#user purrvaire
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Not this being me at a local grocery store earlier :D
#I was really stressed with some family stuff#And thought it would be a good idea to go walk to the store that I go to almost all the time for food and stuff#Like I literally know almost all of the ppl that work there and vice versa#but yay me I kept being dumb#I hit my hand against those green glasses of water things#The uhh sparkling ones?#Idk what they’re called#And broke them#And it broke me lmao :3#I had a fucking meltdown in the water aisle#It was so fun sis#Not absolutely mortified and embarrassed and won’t be back to that store for the next month#I straight up left my stuff that I was gonna buy and went home#So now I’m ok#anyway hi :)#rey rambles#meme#memes#dumb shit#funny#relatable memes#funny memes#lol#best memes#tumblr memes#twitter memes#dank memes#humor#jokes#haha
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qpr jean and neil. that's all i'm gonna say.
do you see my vision?
#i might add onto this later but right now I'm too busy crying#“misplaced forever partner” ARE YOU KIDDING ME THAT DESTROYED ME#neil ordering a hit to keep jean safe changed my brain chemistry#i need them to be friends#i need them to call each other and gossip and send each other stupid memes that only they understand#i need them to slowly grow closer as they heal until one day they can finish each other's sentences#and they ocassionally make super dark jokes about their trauma out of the blue (they bet on how people will react competitively)#i need them to call each other derogatory names but get Super Upset whenever anyone else talks shit about the other and offer to kill them#and i would love them to reclaim the spots next to each other that riko set#and make them their own#they're not partners on the court but they sure as hell are partners in life#the mcs ever#at one point andrew and jeremy are just looking at each other across a table at a restaurant as these two bicker#and realize they have somehow both become the Third Wheel despite the fact that 1) there's four of them and 2) jean and neil aren't dating#the amount of queer platonic pining i could fit in these traumatized people#the: “i'm lowkey obsessed with you but I Really don't like you romantically and I don't know what to do with it”#and the: “oh thank hell me too i thought i was even weirder than i already am. wanna go harass the fbi with me?"#jeremy and andrew watch this trainwreck both exasperatedly and proudly you can't convince me otherwise#cannot convince me that these four won't somehow end up living in each others pockets even if they live 1000 miles away#kevin pops in frequently as his usual wonderful diva self#anyway i'm going insane how yall doing#neil josten#jean moreau#all for the game#the sunshine court
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I finished my slutty Fuuta art...
"Sometimes you gotta take your fave very seriously, with accurate characterization and themes and details -- and sometimes you gotta throw all of that away and make them your little paper doll to dress up in slutty outfits" (+ base one so you can join in the fun 👍)
(Edited to add the one from the maid fuuta ask hehe)
#last slutty fuuta art youre getting from me in a while asdfsdf 😅#i have exposed myself too much and i need another long span of my usual art to trick people into thinking im normal again 👍#meme idea stolen from kyanako lmao#got smacked with writing burnout so it was easy to just color these in when i got the chance#paper-doll-style is surprisingly easy -- half the drawing is already done for me when i sit down to start :0#my next projects include some fire emblem things! its been a hot second so im excited#and including my tags from the original sketches because my partner was still laughing at me:#me: im drawing this as a joke. because of the milgramblrgram poll. its a joke see? its just for my friends on tumblr. its silly.#my partner watching me do three sketches to end up with four drawings that are the same quality as my other art: i know what you are.#fuuta kajiyama#thou shall discard vulgarity
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letting this breach containment.
#hand jumper#juni chang#ishaan cha#do people even use his first name or is he relegated officer cha for now and forever#the way i forgot i had tumblr#THE WAY I FORGOT I HAD HJ MEMES ON MY COMPUTER.#THE WAY THE SAYEON BIRTHDAY POST WAS NEVER POSTED ON HER BIRTHDAY.#well on discord yeah but now the joke is lost.#still debating on making this a meme acc or a hj rambling acc#if you have any constructive criticism#questions or just wanna make sure i'm alive just ask me ig#the masses aren't ready yet for these two i'm afraid#me neither tho tbh#s2 is gonna kick my ass if ishaan finally gets his 1/16th of internal monologue#give him the instructor sang treatment and i WILL explode#sayeon shitpost next ig i'm so mad at myself now actually#but their queerplatonic situationship bewitched me#or their situationship swag whatever floats your boat i don't discriminate#also if anyone understands what ishaan's handle means i will give you a hug i was giggling making it#if no one gets it my lame ass will cry
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Random rant,
But why have Snoopy fans on Twitter become so obnoxious nowadays when it comes to comes to obvious jokes?
It’s so bizarre but more than once before I saw someone makes a small tweet just like “haha Snoopy’s doing drugs” and tons of quotes will be people jumping at them?
Like the internet makes jokes abt cartoon characters doing non-innocent stuff literally all the time (and the OG tweet is pretty tame tbh) yet now if it’s Snoopy suddenly thousands of quotes jumping at them like “WTF Snoopy would NEVER DO THIS, he likes friendship and love LEAVE HIM ALONE and KYS you DEGENERATE SCUM!!”
Like SHUT UUUP
IT IS A JOKE
It’s not hilarious or the greatest joke in the world, but this is basically the type off-hand remark you make to your friend while watching this special on the couch or something. Yet there are literally thousands quotes on this that are so corny and pretentious over nothing and yet they have tons of RTs/likes? Seriously?
#Sorry have to get this off my chest#like once before I saw the same thing happen to a tweet#that literally was just someone putting a bong next to a Snoopy plush?#Yet thousands are just jumping on them calling them crackheads and degenerates???#???#like shut up???#This is literally the equivalent to going on a huge rant on someone about corruption and society#just bc they saw a meme of gangsta SpongeBob doing crack or something#or hanging up on someone bc they made a “bro what if Mario’s mushrooms are drugs haha#and “he wouldn’t do this!!#if someone said this in the real world just bc of a joke abt a cartoon dog they’d get stuffed in a locker#not over 10k support??#like shut the fuck up#snoopy#charlie brown#cartoons#rant#peanuts#twitter
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All you lees can’t even fathom what I’m eating right now
It’s raspberry ribs ✨if you even care✨
#tfb community#tickle meme#raspberries#what’s really funny is that i made a joke about raspberry ribs in my fic & the next night my dad made them
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i love hakari
I giggled and kicked my feet the moment I saw the pictures of Hakari you sent along. Like fr I'm not joking. URGHH I LOVE HIM SO MUCHHHH !!
Like everytime I search up his name on pinterest to add more of him to my board I have to scroll down a loooooot bc pinterest will tell me "Psst! You already saved this Pin to MISH MASH" 😔
The obsession is real and never ending I guess 😔
Glad to have found another Hakari lover though, they're a little rare I fear
#like you're so real for that#my obsession with him came out of nowhere#i saw two edits and then i was in deep#i have like idk at least 20 edits of him saved in my gallery and even more on tiktok#hmu if u wanna see them 😔#like the brainrot is so deep#do u know the nintendo 3ds game called tomodachi life?#if so#i added hakari to my island there#i had already planned a slowburn romance with mattsun from haikyuu#but then i went on a date with hakari and we ended up in a relationship#i was tweakin btw#and we legit only dated for 2 hours in this game#and then i proposed#and we got married#made a meme about it#and then i joked to a friend about how tomorrow I'll keep speedrunning the good life#that my mii will ask for a baby#and guess what#next day i wanted a baby#and now she's moved out already#they grow up so fast (1 week)#hakari kinji#ilysm#asks
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i finally saw across the spiderverse and i nEED TO DUMP MY THOUGHTS CAUSE I AM UNWELL
#spiderverse#atsv spoilers#sorry but im gonna be SO annoying about this movie and i need to gush about it#theres just sm to unpack#like how the wholeass movie is basically a huge coming out allegory ESPECIALLY gwen and its not even subtle about it#and trans gwen is 100% canon to me idc idc#her scene with her dad about how she hates that she can only show 'half' of herself??? GWEN I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE#im so happy she got more screentime too cause shes just such an iconic character#each moment with miles and his parents was so heartfelt and meaningful god theyre all so sweet#i was hesitant about gwen x miles going in#cause i rlly wanted them to stay platonic BUT im so board now idc their relationship brings me endless joy and they deserve eachother#miguel trying to bite someone using his huge fangs made me audibly moan#and hobie?? HOBIE?? him being such an older brother character was so good i ADORE HIM#and SPOT!!#how they turned what was a joke of a character into one of the most haunting and unearthly villains ive seen in animated movie was AMAZING#my ONLY nitpick is that i rlly wish characters like hobie pavitr and spiderbyte got more screentime??#but ofc theyll be in the next movie anyway so its fine#and the CHASE SEQUENCE#honestly i know calling something like 'peak cinema' is a meme but... IT WAS PEAK CINEMA#watching that scene is genuinely a core memory for me now im not even kidding#and rq but every line from scarlet spider had me howling i stg#this and into the spiderverse are EASILY both my fave movies ever and its not even close#last thing but the amount of detail put into miguels dumptruck alone should be enough for this movie to sweep at the oscars
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Oh the horrific ordeal of my fandom posts getting popular so I cannot explain the specific thought process to everyone who sees it and then people misunderstand bc no one gets them like I do
#i made a text post meme for the 11th doctor that says i dont have sex bc it serves no narrative purpose to me#the very next panel says cant mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way out of this one. manwhore it is then#someone said in the tags they dont agree that 11 doesn't have sex#but thats NOT WHAT I SAID !!!!#the POINT!!!! IS!!!!!#he always acts all awkward and clueless and uncomfortable#BUT he also flirts with every single person he ever meets#and ofc he slept with river . SHE made that very clear#but SHE talked about it and made jokes about it#and HE was like 😳😳😳#and then turned around and called her a bad bad girl#its LAYERED!!!!!!#no one gets them like i get them!!!!!!
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seeing someone stole a photo i spent hours editing that got 0 notes
#SO UR JUST GONNA STEAL MY PIC AND NOT EVEN LIKE IT?????HUH?????#MY MEME MY JOKE WHAT NEXT? U TAKE MY HOME? U TAKE MY SWAG? U TAKE MY JENIS EQUA?#it should not have taken hours im just inept but still#also i posted that shit a year ago on my old blog when it has 2 followers literally how did u find that
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tw: sh ideation, mentions of blood
how do i quantify loss? mathematically, it's just something being subtracted from your life. just one. maybe more than one, depending on the situation. but the difference between person and object is large. it looms over me.
i watched neeraj chopra win silver for our country and look so exhausted. the weight of the flag is too much for one person to bear by themselves. my mum wants me at the olympics. "you'll win," she says in hindi, "i believe in you." and the first tear slips down my face. if i had to bear that tricolor of blood and beauty and victory, i would want her there to do it with me.
the whole time i said "don't leave me," "what will i do without you," "nobody likes me except for you." she thinks i'm just a silly girl, an adult in age but a child in every way that matters. what she doesn't realize is that i am her child. just hers. nobody else's.
i told her about my intrusive thoughts. about how i want to kill myself in front of my father, and then maybe he'll shut up forever. maybe he won't tell her about her attitude and her lack of devotion to the home or whatever the fuck. i'll be dead so i wouldn't know, but i told her i think it might make it better for her.
she doesn't understand. her ego death was peaceful, eased by her deep belief in the kindness of the world. mine was teeth and nails and left me torn. about everything, in every way. my eyes are open even when they're blocking out the sun. the world is filled with people who do not care. nature cannot be reasoned with. the odds were stacked against us as a race to evolve at all. and yet.
and fucking yet.
i don't know what i will do without her. she's the only person i trust enough to see me weak and pathetic and blubbering while clutching her hands like a lifeline. she gave me life. i didn't ask for it. i hate being alive some days. most days. almost every day. but if i have to suffer through life, i'm just glad i got to meet her. that she is my mother and friend and sister and everything.
one day when you're watching me at the olympics, mamma, i'll show you just how strong you've made me. i'll show you i can be someone even without you. i know you worry about me. i'll show you i can be brave. i'll go on, i'll live life, i'll take care of t. i'll take your place in the cycle and change everything for the better.
maybe it's better if i miss you now instead of then.
#late night thoughts#late night rambles#except it's like 10:46am right now#and fucking yet.#i love my mum#if it isn't obvious#i've also lost so many loved ones#it's kinda wild actually#i know that Day will come#and i'll have no choice to go on#i have a brother#i have my other siblings (cousins but who cares)#i have her dreams to fulfill#i have MY dreams to fulfill#the next three years are going to be......#something#when i win gold i'll give it to her#time to train like ma boi yuuri#except i am NAWT a skater#also like imagine wanting to kys in front of your father#like biological and everything#just bc he's mean to your mum#like lmao?? brother what#intrusive thoughts go wild fr#took the “traumatize your father back” meme seriously#i'm finally getting tested for All The Illnesses#i'm joking abt the Illnesses but like#i AM getting tested for multiple forms of neurodivergence#thankfully my mum is a sp. ed. teacher#i love her so much dude
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surprise!
drew starkey x fem!singer!reader
summary: ever since the reader started blowing up, all the interviews and promotions that would ask her who her celebrity crush is, she always had the same answer. so when Jimmy Fallon invites her on his show, he might have a surprise in store…
warnings: fluff!! second hand embarrassment, reader gushes about Drew, she’s just a fangirl at heart
‘perfume’ by del water gap mentioned <3
part two , part three, part four
2020
“Who’s your celebrity crush?”
“Drew Starkey, he plays Rafe in Outer Banks.”
“Do you have a celebrity crush?
“Yeah, Drew Starkey from Outer Banks.”
“Are there any people you would hope to collab with or meet?”
“Definitely Drew Starkey from Outer Banks.”
2021
“Last year you said multiple times Drew Starkey is your celebrity crush, is this still true?”
“Yeah, he’s still my main one.”
“Are there any guys you’re interested in?”
“My dream guy is Drew Starkey, if that’s what you mean.”
“What’s your type in a man?”
“Umm… probably Drew Starkey.”
2022
“Update us on all the boy drama! Anyone interesting?”
“Just waiting for Drew Starkey.”
“You look stunning! Are you here with anyone tonight?”
“No, I’m not.”
“Your crush around Drew Starkey, is that still a thing?”
“It still is… have you seen his new movie ‘Hellraiser’?”
2023
“Your new EP just released, are any of the songs about Drew Starkey?”
“Not on this one, no. Maybe the next one.”
“Are you seeing anyone? Has Drew Starkey called?”
“No, not yet. Maybe next year.”
“Have you seen season three of ‘Outer Banks’ yet?”
“Yes, oh my god! Drew looked so good.”
2024
“Your new song ‘Perfume’ is an absolute hit! Is it about Drew Starkey?”
“Omg, no, but it should’ve been.”
“You’ve quickly risen to fame! Has Drew Starkey noticed you yet?”
“Unfortunately, no. He’s probably hiding.”
Ever since your career started, in every single interview you get the question regarding celebrity crushes, the answer was always the same.
Drew Starkey.
It became a known meme revolving you and your fans, along with the media. Practically every interview just loved to teased you about your known celebrity crush.
Your popularity rose more in 2023 to 2024, so, when Jimmy Fallon reached out to you to have you on his show, your agency immediately agreed.
Standing behind the curtain wearing a tight brown suit, the pants wide-leg. Black boots were your choice of footwear, your makeup done perfectly to match the outfit.
“Ladies and gentlemen, bring your hands together for Y/n L/n!”
When Jimmy announced your name, you came out from behind the curtain, a big smile on your face as you waved to the audience.
Shaking hands and hugging some of the crew members before you finally hugged Jimmy, settling down in the blue chair.
“How are you doing tonight?” Jimmy asks with a warm smile.
“I’m doing good! Pretty nervous to be honest, this is my first talkshow.” You answered sincerely.
The audience clapped and Jimmy sunk back in his seat a little more.
“Well, I’m glad to be your first one! So, your new song ‘Perfume’ recently came out, congratulations on 200 million streams.”
“Thank you so much, really.” Your hands were shaking as you fidgeted with the brown fabric on your knee, one leg crossed over the other.
“So, you’ve been singing since 2020?” Jimmy asks.
“Yeah, I started posting videos on Tik Tok but my career really took off at the end of 2023 and now here we are.” You smile, the whole experience still so surreal.
“Your voice is phenomenal, seriously. I’ll need to have you come back and sing on the show for us.” Jimmy says, causing the audience to erupt into cheers.
You laughed a little, nodding your head. “Of course, anytime.”
Jimmy continued to talk to you for a few more minutes about your career, the conversation flowing smoothly as you cracked some nervous jokes.
“So, I have to ask, Y/n. Since your career began you’ve said your celebrity crush is Drew Starkey, can you tell us more about this?”
You felt your face get a little warm as you shifted in your seat, an anxious smile on your lips.
“I dunno, I guess I’ve just always found him attractive. He’s insanely talented and just seems like a very genuine soul.” You say sheepishly, avoiding looking at the camera.
“He’s also becoming more and more popular right now, with season four of ‘Outer Banks’ that came out in October and November along with his new movie ‘Queer’.” Jimmy adds on.
“Yeah, I’m a pretty big fan so I’ve been following along with it. I’m very proud of him, in like a supportive-fan way.” You say, making the audience laugh at the last part.
You were completely oblivious to Jimmy looking behind you, motioning with his hand underneath his desk.
“So it’s not just his looks?” Jimmy teases.
“I mean, he’s a very beautiful man. He looks good with any haircut especially that mullet he had last year — and oh my god, he just looked so good in season four of ‘Outer Banks.’ Plus he has these big biceps that just bulge out of any shirt.”
You hadn’t even realized you were gushing over your celebrity crush until you finally caught yourself, hearing the audience laughing.
“Oh, gosh. You are really into him, huh?” Jimmy teases.
“What would you do if he was standing right behind you?” The host asks.
If you weren’t so nervous from being on a national talkshow you probably would’ve understood his message.
But your brain caused you to miss it, being as oblivious as ever.
“Probably pass out.” You answered, hearing the audience giggle more. Jimmy had an amused grin on his face.
“Please don’t pass out.”
Your posture immediately straightened, body tense as you stood up from the seat.
Turning around, your heart dropped to your stomach when you saw Drew fucking Starkey standing there.
The audience’s laughter grew as well as Jimmy’s, clearly satisfied with the surprise.
Your hands went to cover your mouth, face feeling hot like you had a fever. You just gushed about this man practically to his face.
“Hi, Y/n. I’m Drew.”
You couldn’t respond, just in pure shock as you stare at the tall man.
Drew also looked a little sheepish, his cheeks pink as he grinned at you.
“Did you— did you hear everything?” You finally managed to choke out.
“Maybe.” Drew chuckled, scratching the side of his neck.
“How do you feel after hearing all that, Drew?” Jimmy chuckles.
“I’m honored,” Drew replies.
You hated the way he fucking said that and the way you understood that reference.
Drew held his hand out for you to shake, but your heart was beating too fast and your brain was turning into nervous mush that you just embarrassed yourself in front of your dream man.
“Are you going to shake his hand? Hug him?” Jimmy chuckled.
“I’m… scared.” You murmured, the audience swooning and giggling over your shyness.
“Can I hug you?” Drew asked.
Stunned, your head slowly nodded. His strong arms wrapped around your body, your forehead resting against his shoulder.
You couldn’t even hug him back properly, just too much in shock. He smelt like cologne and it made your knees weak.
“I love your new song, by the way.” Drew murmured softly in your ear.
“Yeah?” You whisper, feeling like an idiot for the way you were reacting in front of him.
Drew just nods and hums, soothingly caressing your back in an effort to calm you down.
“Ladies and gentlemen, give it up one last time for Y/n L/n and Drew Starkey!” Jimmy has to end the segment.
The audience cheers as Drew continues to embrace you.
He had known about you for the last few months, having a few of your songs in his playlists.
He was just constantly busy so he never really got the chance to reach out, but when Jimmy’s team contacted him about surprising you on the show, he was excited.
And nervous.
“Sorry about surprising you like that.” Jimmy comes over, causing you and Drew to finally pull away.
“You gave me trust issues for talkshows now.” You said jokingly, finally calming down a bit.
Drew and Jimmy both laughed softly.
The film crew told you and Drew that the commercial break would be ending soon so to step off stage.
You did your signature on the wall dedicated to Jimmy’s guests, feeling familiar blue eyes gazing at you.
After thanking each crew member and shaking hands or hugging, an assistant pointed you and Drew towards where a car will take you both back to your perspective hotels.
“You ready?” Drew asked you.
You nodded, feeling nervous due to the fact that you were about to be alone in the back of a car with your celebrity crush, other than the driver in the front.
Drew opened the door for you as you climbed in, hyperaware of how he slid in behind you onto the leather seat.
It was quiet for a few moments, you nervously fidgeting with the rings on your fingers.
“So… you like my new song?”
You finally manage to choke out.
Drew smiled softly, turning his head to look at you. He was still a little flustered at everything that happened, but also very amused.
“I do, yeah. Are you going to shoot a music video for it?” Drew asked.
You nod, making eye contact with him.
“Yeah, my idea is to tell a story about these two lovers who move to like a quieter part, I was thinking either the forest or a desert, that live in poorer conditions but are completely happy and content because they have each other. I want it to be full of love, so kissing, affection, a sex scene.”
You rambled on to him, your eyes falling to your hands as you played with your rings.
“Oh, wow. That sounds cool as fuck.” Drew murmured, also watching your hands fidget. He thought it was cute.
“I’ve had the idea in my head for a few years, actually. I started writing ‘Perfume’ in like… 2021? So, I just want everything to be perfect.”
You added on, looking back at him. He had his left leg crossed over his knee, his body language towards you.
“Well… if you need a male costar, I would love to do it.” He gave you a smile.
A small grin curled onto your lips, stomach hurting at realization of what he just implied.
“Yeah?”
He nodded, licking his lips.
“Mhm. I told you, I love the song. Plus, your idea sounds amazing, and if you want me to, I would love to be apart of it.”
You nodded, swallowing the lump in your throat when it finally hit you that Drew fucking Starkey wanted to be your on-screen lover.
“You’re not just fucking with me, right?”
You had to ask, blurting it out of your nervous mouth.
Drew just snorted, shaking his head in amusement. “No, I’m not.”
“Okay… I’ll have my manager reach out to your’s about details for when we start shooting. I appreciate it a lot.”
You were unaware the car finally came to a stop, parked outside your hotel, fans and security guards waiting for you.
“Yeah, I’ll definitely be there. Have a good night, Y/n.”
Drew smiled at you, your heart fluttering.
“You too, Drew.”
You got out of the car, letting the security guards guide you inside the hotel. You tried your best to take photos or sign autographs for your dedicated fans, something Drew admired as he watched from the back of the SUV.
By the time you finally got back into your hotel room and kicked off your boots, you started taking off your jewelry.
Flopping down onto the bed, you grabbed your phone.
It felt like your heart dropped to your stomach when one notification specifically caught your eye.
@/drewstarkey started following you back
#simpforboys#drew starkey x female reader#drew starkey x you#drew starkey x y/n#drew starkey fluff#drew starkey#drew starkey x reader#drew starkey x singer!reader#drew starkey angst#drew starkey smut#rafe cameron#rafe cameron x female reader#rafe cameron imagine#drew starkey imagine#drew starkey fic#rafe cameron x reader#rafe cameron x you
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Reasons why Jon Archivist is truly a character of all time:
Had the police called on him several times when he was a young child
Keeps his rib and the ashes of the season one antagonist next to his stationary drawer
Promised he wouldn’t get lost in tunnels and then immediately got lost in aforementioned tunnels
Has no clue what a joke is
Learned how remarkably easy it is to buy an ax in central London
Had to have two separate interventions
Told people his place of employment before traumatising them for life
The first character he ever said ‘I love you’ to is a cat
Allegedly participated in amdram
Watches documentaries and collects some kind of weird shit (my headcanon is Soviet Union postcards) when he’s not being a paranoid mess
Canonically looks like he hasn’t slept in weeks
Knows nothing about library science
Fell head over heels for a man that he hated until he learned he lied on his resumé
Has been referred to as Jesus or Jesus-adjacent at least twice
Asexual icon
Knows what a meme is and said “LOL” in the first episode
Rode on a merry-go-round sometime during his university days because he was in a weird place emotionally
Died for our Jonathan Sins
Is probably a computer now playing minesweeper with his boyfriend and evil 200+ year old boss
#i just love how much of a hot mess this sad little wet cat of a man is#jonathan sims#jon sims#the archivist#the magnus archives#tma#tma spoilers#tmagp#the magnus protocol#the magnus protocol spoilers
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Honestly, "high art" of any kind isn't really any more or less incomprehensible or unapproachable than Tumblr meme culture. It's basically the same kind of thing, really, but with a longer time span and more reading to catch up to - things making references to things that were a thing earlier, and everyone kind of supposes that everyone who sees the work also has some background knowledge of the previous work being referred. Just imagine an art history teacher breaking down a tumblr post like
"...And here we see the next poster replying with this image. Here, this image of a statue has a very exact symbolic meaning. The figure of the statue is the Greek god Apollo, here in his role as a prophetic deity, which you may have concluded from the original post referring to future events that may or may not come to pass. In his hand, he is holding a dodgeball, raised on the level of his head, as if ready to throw it. The threatening aura of the image is multiplied by the way the statue's eyes have been edited to gleam omniously - the poster replying to the Original Post is expressing a symbolic, indirect threat, that the future that the Original Post's author described might come to pass, as if the patron deity of oracles had personally cursed the Original Poster to a fleeting gift of prophecy, as swift and brutal as being slammed with a dodgeball."
[scrolling down powerpoint presentation]
"...The second reply, here, has an image of a smiling woman wearing a helmet, standing in a row of people in similar uniforms. This reply requires some slightly deeper konwledge of Tumblr meme lore to understand - the image is a fragmet of a larger whole: a single frame of a gif, of a clip from the movie Starship Troopers. What is important here is the omitted context, which is the line that this nameless character famously says in the scene: 'I'm doing my part!' By posting this image, instead of the entire captioned gif, the replier highlights the implied obvious meaning behind it: They are not merely announcing their intention to actively work to see that the future that the Original Poster foresaw will come to pass, but wordlessly taunt them by implying 'you already know what I mean to do.' It is - in joking - a threat."
"And as you see here, the Original Poster has replied to these comments with a gif, which depicts an encounter between two robotic arms. The swift and dynamic action of the gif serves to express the OP's emotions, as the first robot represents the author themselves, and the second one is a stand-in for the two previous repliers. The way the first robot arm grabs the second one and starts beating it against the floor represents the author's anger. As surrogates for the two parties engaged in the conversation, the author is expressing their personal desire to grab the two previous posters and violently beat them against the floor."
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'His heart had the very same traits as a bagel. Perfection from top to bottom, but formed around a missing piece."
#-a book i will never write ):#writint#writing#quotes#i know i know#im the new eddy poe#the next shelly silverstone#dare i say#this is satire#this is a joke#the stupidest joke#the stupidest joke in the world#what can i say#im a motherfukcing goofy guy#its in my blood#flowing through my veins#just like this boy and his bagel heart#funny#joke#meme#reblog my bullshitery#cause im cool
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